Tuesday, February 28, 2017

“I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.”

        — Woodrow Wilson

Monday, February 27, 2017

“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death”

        — H. H. Munro

Friday, February 24, 2017

“When it comes to making a big change in your life, you have to want it more than you fear it.”

        — Unknown

Thursday, February 23, 2017

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

“You can’t build a reputation on what you intend to do.”

        — Liz Smith

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

“We’re not just just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities, we’re many personalities… uh, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.”

        — Alpha, Dollhouse

Monday, February 20, 2017

“Middle names exist so kids have a clear indication when they are in big trouble.”

        — Michael Lopp (@rands)

Friday, February 17, 2017

“There’s nothing more noble than a good try.”

        — Gordon Parks

Thursday, February 16, 2017

“The bigger the hat, the smaller the property.”

        — Australian Proverb

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

“In the olden days, if you wanted to watch an American TV show as soon as it came out, you had to get an expensive flight to America every week. But now, thanks to the internet, it’s much easier to find cheaper flights to America.”

        — Tim Berners-Lee

Monday, February 13, 2017

“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”

        — Antoine de Saint ExupĂ©ry

Friday, February 10, 2017

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Thursday, February 9, 2017

“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”

        — Mark Twain

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

Monday, February 6, 2017

“A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.”

        — Henry Brooks Adams

Friday, February 3, 2017

“Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.”

        — Washington Irving

Thursday, February 2, 2017

“You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.”

        — Caprice Crane

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

“The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.”

        — Unknown