Friday, June 28, 2013

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Thursday, June 27, 2013

“You just have to make the transition from weird to eccentric and then you’re okay.”

        — John Elder Robinson

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

“He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.”

        — Harold Wilson

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”

        — Aesop

Monday, June 24, 2013

“Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.”

        — Dandemis

Friday, June 21, 2013

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.”

        — George Jean Nathan

Thursday, June 20, 2013

“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

“I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.”

        — Mark Twain

Monday, June 17, 2013

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.”

        — Unknown

Friday, June 14, 2013

That’s why it was left to wizards, who knew how to handle it safely. Not doing any magic at all was the chief task of wizards — not “not doing magic” because they couldn’t do magic, but not doing magic when they could do and didn’t. Any ignorant fool can fail to turn someone else into a frog. You have to be clever to refrain from doing it when you knew how easy it was. There were places in the world commemorating those times when wizards hadn’t been quite as clever as that, and on many of them the grass would never grow again.

        — Terry Pratchett

Thursday, June 13, 2013

“There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way.”

        — Christopher Morley

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

“If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.”

        — Oliver Herford

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

“Perfection [in design] is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”

        — St Antoine de Exupéry

Monday, June 10, 2013

“Never be afraid to try, remember… Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

        — Unknown

Friday, June 7, 2013

The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way,” has a zero percent success rate.

        — Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan)

Thursday, June 6, 2013

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

“Hatred is one long wait.”

        — René Maran

Monday, June 3, 2013

“Eat the first Skittle in the bag like it’s the last Skittle in the bag.”

        — David Tate (@mixteenth)