Saturday, April 30, 2011

“Git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.”

        — Isaac Wolkerstorfer (@agnoster)

Friday, April 29, 2011

“A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.”

        — Edgar J. Mohn

Thursday, April 28, 2011

“So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.”

        — Ryan Singer

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

“Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working as soon as you open Windows”

        — Unknown

Monday, April 25, 2011

“He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.”

        — Harold Wilson

Sunday, April 24, 2011

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.”

        — Lilly Tomlin

Saturday, April 23, 2011

“Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.”

        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, April 22, 2011

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

        — Mae West

Thursday, April 21, 2011

“Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don’t think.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

“It was pretty much an accident because I didn’t mean it!”

        — Raven Hinton, aged 8

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

“The two best weapons for fighting off the demons of fear: laughter and math. I’m lousy at math.”

        — Jake Adelstein (@jakeadelstein)

Monday, April 18, 2011

“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”

        — Jack London

Sunday, April 17, 2011

“It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.”

        — Lawana Blackwell

Saturday, April 16, 2011

“One man’s constant is another man’s variable.”

        — Alan Perlis

Friday, April 15, 2011

“Dig the well before you are thirsty.”

        — Chinese Proverb

Thursday, April 14, 2011

“Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life – for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.”

        — Laura Teresa Marquez

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

“Education - The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.”

        — Evan Edgar

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

“Decorate yourself from the inside out.”

        — Terri Guillemets

Monday, April 11, 2011

“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.”

        — Danny Kaye

Sunday, April 10, 2011

“Ironically, making a statement with words is the least effective method.”

        — Grey Livingston

Saturday, April 9, 2011

“Twitter spoils us. If only we could limit people in real life to 140 characters or less.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Friday, April 8, 2011

“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

        — Tom Waits

Thursday, April 7, 2011

“No absolute is going to make the lion lie down with the lamb unless the lamb is inside.”

        — D. H. Lawrence

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

“Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”

        — Lois Wyse

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

“Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”

        — Lily Tomlin

Monday, April 4, 2011

“Our marriage was built on mutual trust and a lot of acting ability.”

        — Unknown

Sunday, April 3, 2011

“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”

        — Unknown

Saturday, April 2, 2011

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”

        — Dale Carnegie

Friday, April 1, 2011

“Labels are for cans, not for people.”

        — Andy Warhol