Monday, February 28, 2011

“Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Sunday, February 27, 2011

“Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.”

        — Mark Twain

Saturday, February 26, 2011

“No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter… and it just happens organically.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Friday, February 25, 2011

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

        — Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

“Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.”

        — Richard Stevens (@rstevens)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

“And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.”

        — Erica Jong

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

“Everybody wants to eat at the government’s table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.”

        — Werner Finck

Monday, February 21, 2011

“The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the suppression of ideas.”

        — Carl Sagan

Sunday, February 20, 2011

“Don’t fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.”

        — Garfield (by Jim Davis)

Saturday, February 19, 2011

“In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.”

        — Paul Eldridge

Friday, February 18, 2011

“Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.”

        — Charles Dickens

Thursday, February 17, 2011

“My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.”

        — Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech in Detroit, 7 Oct 1952

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

“Lo, I have wrangled with ftp and the command line and I have emerged victorious if slightly queasy.”

        — Sarah Stokely (@stokely)

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”

        — W. C. Fields

Monday, February 14, 2011

“It’s better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.”

        — Unknown

Sunday, February 13, 2011

“Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.”

        — Unknown

Saturday, February 12, 2011

“I think of optimism as a brave choice rather than an ignorant position.”

        — Unknown

Friday, February 11, 2011

“War does not determine who is right, only who is left.”

        — Bertrand Russell

Thursday, February 10, 2011

“You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.”

        — Unknown

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”

        — John Shirley

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

“The latest new features in C++ are designed to fix the previously new features in C++”

        — David Jameson

Monday, February 7, 2011

“I named my kitten Rose: fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns.”

        — Astrid Alauda

Sunday, February 6, 2011

“An alternative spelling of passive aggressive is ‘mum’.”

        — Miss Cook

Saturday, February 5, 2011

“Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.”

        — Herbert Hoover

Friday, February 4, 2011

“Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.”

        — William Safire

Thursday, February 3, 2011

“Reality shows are great because they let you watch dysfunctional people without an annoying mirror.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

“Life is far too short not to have a little umbrella in your drink.”

        — Leigh Standley