Saturday, July 31, 2010

“There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one’s life – reciprocity.”

        — Confucius

Friday, July 30, 2010

“I tried twittering but I got thrush.”

        — Dennise Drysdale, Hey Hey It’s Saturday

Thursday, July 29, 2010

“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”

        — Jo Godwin

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving words in evidence of the fact.”

        — George Elliot

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.”

        — The Knights of Pythagoras

Monday, July 26, 2010

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

Sunday, July 25, 2010

“When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.”

        — Otto von Bismarck

Saturday, July 24, 2010

“My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.”

        — Unknown

Friday, July 23, 2010

“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.”

        — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Thursday, July 22, 2010

“No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.”

        — Sam Rayburn

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

“Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should get used to it.”

        — Robert Heinlein

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

Monday, July 19, 2010

“To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.”

        — Charles de Montesquieu

Sunday, July 18, 2010

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

        — Bertha Calloway

Saturday, July 17, 2010

“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

        — Oscar Wilde

Friday, July 16, 2010

“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.”

        — C. S. Lewis

Thursday, July 15, 2010

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”

        — Lynda Barry

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

“Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.”

        — Howard Scott

Monday, July 12, 2010

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

        — Laurence J. Peter

Sunday, July 11, 2010

“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.”

        — F. Scott Fitzgerald

Saturday, July 10, 2010

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

Friday, July 9, 2010

“A pun is the lowest form of humour, unless you thought of it yourself.”

        — Doug Larson

Thursday, July 8, 2010

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

        — Plato

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

“People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it’s one or the other.”

        — Caprice Crane

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”

        — Oscar Wilde

Monday, July 5, 2010

“I saw `cout’ being shifted “Hello world” times to the left and stopped right there.”

        — Steve Gonedes

Sunday, July 4, 2010

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

        — Socrates

Saturday, July 3, 2010

“The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.”

        — Lewis Thomas

Friday, July 2, 2010

“It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”

        — Mark Twain

Thursday, July 1, 2010

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”

        — Joan Rivers