Monday, May 31, 2010

“Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.”

        — African Proverb

Sunday, May 30, 2010

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Saturday, May 29, 2010

“It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.”

        — John Cassis

Friday, May 28, 2010

“You have reached the Internal Revenue Service. To confess in English, press one…”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

Thursday, May 27, 2010

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”

        — Sigmund Freud

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

“Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”

        — T. S. Eliot

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

“A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.”

        — Miguel de Cervantes

Monday, May 24, 2010

“To avoid criticism , do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.”

        — Elbert Green Hubbard

Sunday, May 23, 2010

“Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.”

        — Rebecca West

Saturday, May 22, 2010

“Whatever your advice, make it brief.”

        — Horace

Friday, May 21, 2010

“Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.”

        — Garth Brooks

Thursday, May 20, 2010

“Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.”

        — Edward H. Harriman

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

“Don’t judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try.”

        — Unknown

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

        — Hanlon’s Razor

Monday, May 17, 2010

“There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”

        — Josh Billings

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Hip-hop music that is no longer popular should simply be referred to as “hop.”

        — Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook)

Saturday, May 15, 2010

“God is good, but never dance in a small boat.”

        — Irish Saying

Friday, May 14, 2010

“To love would be an awfully big adventure.”

        — J. M. Barrie (Peter Pan)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

“A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbour’s.”

        — Richard Whately

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

“If there were an antisocial networking site, I might join, but what would be the point?”

        — Annoyed Librarian

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”

        — Erma Bombeck

Monday, May 10, 2010

“Treat others as ends, never as means.”

        — Dag Hammerskjold

Sunday, May 9, 2010

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.”

        — William Makepeace Thackeray

Happy Mothers’ Day to all.

“No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him.”

        — W. A. Nance

Saturday, May 8, 2010

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

Friday, May 7, 2010

“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.”

        — Mistinguett

Thursday, May 6, 2010

“We’re not just just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities, we’re many personalities… uh, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality. I’m looking for a little nuance here.”

        — Alpha, Dollhouse

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

“The illiterate of the 21st Century won’t be those can’t read and write, but those who can’t learn, unlearn and re-learn.”

        — Alvin Tofler

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

“Women were meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

        — Oscar Wilde

Monday, May 3, 2010

“Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.”

        — Andre Gide

Sunday, May 2, 2010

“The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours.”

        — Arthur Lacey

Saturday, May 1, 2010

“A man chases a woman until she catches him.”

        — American Proverb